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What is ? is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card. Buy now on the CAH Store Download for Free Hilarious. - INC Make your own deck for free. You may print one copy of this PDF and play it with your friends. Don’t try to make money off of this PDF; there is no legal way to use it to make money. The PDF includes game rules and printing instructions. Download PDF The Ass Pack , 30 cards about butts, with special guest writer Sir Mix-A-Lot. The 2000s Nostalgia Pack , 30 cards reminiscing on the decade that just happened. The Green Box . Our biggest and best expansion ever, with 300 new cards to mix into your game, making your life worth living again. The Sci-Fi Pack . 30 new cards about what will happen when humanity goes too far with technology. The Weed Pack . 30 new cards about weed. We were high when we wrote it and honestly, it’s not that good. Maybe skip this one. The Period Pack . 30 new cards about having your period, which is the funniest thing that can happen. Period! Buy at our store Visit the website 1 of 5 2 of 5 3 of 5 4 of 5 5 of 5 Previous Next We're working on some cool new stuff. If you’d like us to email you when we release something new, stick your address here. We won’t email you for any other reason, or share your address with anyone else. Email Address Sign me up Your dumb questions. Where can I buy ? is available almost everywhere in the world for sale by us . We always sell the main game for $25 and the expansions for $20 in the U.S. How do I play ? Here are the fucking rules Is there an official theme song? Of course there is. It's called "A Good Game of Cards" and it was written and recorded by our friends, The Doubleclicks . You can download the song as a DRM-free Mp3 . Can I buy in my inferior country? Yes. ships with Blackbox , so we can send games all over. I live in the US but I want to buy the Australian version of your game. Can you make a tremendous adjustment as soon as humanly possible just for me? Sorry, bucko. If you live in America you’ll get the American version of the game. If you live in Australia or New Zealand, you’ll get the Australian version. If you live in Canada, you’ll get the Canadian version. If you live in the UK, well… you get it. This is to prevent the spread of invasive species like Kudzu vine, blood barnacles, Russian shit beetles, musk thistles, Tunisian sand pickles, or Dementors. I don't live in the US, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, or Canada. Which version of the game will I receive? You'll get the American version because we star spangled said so. Can I sell in my store? We can’t guarantee we’ll be able to stock your store, but if you’d like to get more information, send an email to Wholesale@CardsAgainstHumanity.com . Are the expansions available as free downloads? The expansions are not available as downloads - you have to buy them as fancy printed cards. After you buy the expansions, we will exchange your money for goods and services. What's up with the Canadian edition? For the Canadian version of , we wrote a bunch of new jokes about Canada. Surprise, surprise. The Canadian cards are not available in the U.S., especially if you email us about it. What's up with the UK edition? For the UK edition of , we've rewritten about 15% of the game to adapt it to an outmoded culture. We were too fat and American to adapt the expansions, but you can still buy them at our store . What's up with the Australian edition? For the Australian edition of , we've changed about 15% of the game to adapt it to a vapid, fun-loving culture. We were too fat and American to adapt the expansions, but you can still buy them at our store . Where can I get blank cards for all my crappy jokes? We offer an expansion pack called Your Shitty Jokes . It contains 50 blank cards that you can write on to make your game of CAH objectively less fun to play. I want to help you make better. If you place no value on your time, help us make the game better by playing some simulated hands at the Lab . You guys should make some kind of app. That's not a question. Can I make my own thing? We own the name “,” the graphic design of our game, the slogan, logos, and all of our writing. That means you need a license from us to use any of those things. Please don't make something that's an obvious knockoff of 's brand or name. In the United States you have to defend your intellectual property or you lose control of it; please don't force us into a legal conflict where we have to defend ourselves—we just want to write jokes. Can I remix in an original artwork? Yes, but you can only use the writing; you can't use anything else (our name, logos, slogan, design, etc.)—just the questions and answers. We give you permission to use the writing under a limited Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license . That means you can use our writing if (and only if) you do all of these things: Make your work available totally for free. No profits, no “we're donating the proceeds,” no Kickstarter projects, no ads or donations accepted on your website, no links to your Patreon thing, no distribution through app stores, no using it to promote your brand or your cause, etc. Share your work with others under the same Creative Commons license that we use. Give us credit in your project. I bought something from you and now I’m confused/disappointed/irate. If you bought something from our webstore, the answer to your question might be in our store FAQ . If you bought something on Amazon, you can contact them here . Otherwise, email us at Mail@CardsAgainstHumanity.com and we’ll do our best to help. Is it true you bought an island and named it Hawaii 2? Yep! You can learn more about it here . Can I tour your office in Chicago? No, you’ll find it boring. We’re just an office of people working quietly. The more interruptions we get, the less we get done, and then it’s all over, no more things, what happened, it’s all gone, they were just here yesterday, I never liked that card game to begin with, etc. If you’re visiting Chicago, here’s some things to do that are more fun than visiting our office: The Chicago Design Museum , a live taping of Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me! , Improvised Shakespeare , The New New Show at the Playground Theater , The Neo-Futurists , TJ & Dave , or a Chicago Architecture Cruise . Occasionally we hold public events in the space. You can sign up to receive invites at CardsAgainstHumanity.com/chicago . If I email you, will I get a different answer to these questions? No. We'll probably send you a polite response, but we'll also laugh at you and say, "Didn't they read the FAQ?" Suggest a card. Suggested card Submit bad idea Contact us. Take a deep breath. Contemplate the transience of all things. In your mind’s eye, envision the faces of everyone you love and everything you hold dear, and let them go. Then email us at Mail at CardsAgainstHumanity dot com . Also, check out our blog at cah.tumblr.com . “” and the CAH logos are trademarks of , LLC. Designed in-house....